Election Eve and what did we learn about the candidates

Mostly a bunch of nothing about how they want to be perceived and how they want us to perceive their foe. Obama is for change, McCain is a maverick, Obama is a 'tax and spend democrat', McCain is George W Bush. I'm left with the a gnawing curiosity about what these guys will do when they are President. Not what they plan to do, but what will REALLY happen. That is asking too much.

Obama is Clinton with a skinny neck and his dick in his pants (I hope).
McCain is close to Bob Dole in experience and GW Bush in depth of intelligence.
I guess all who vote are just placing a bet. I want to KNOW how the bet will pay off. Oh well, let the anxiety continue.